Once Upon A Life » Jokes and some other thing http://www.olentz.net/blog where every little thing is special... Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:18:25 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 hiburan di jalanan http://www.olentz.net/blog/2009/02/08/hiburan-di-jalanan/ http://www.olentz.net/blog/2009/02/08/hiburan-di-jalanan/#comments Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:34:29 +0000 Olentz http://www.olentz.net/blog/?p=259 Empat tahun plus-plus tinggal di Amerika, tiba-tiba aku jadi teringat suatu hal yang mbedain nyetir di sini dan di Indo.

Kalau di Amerika, yang namanya hiburan di jalanan itu ya segala sesuatu digital entertainment yang bisa kita dapatkan di jalanan. Mulai dari dengerin radio biasa, sirius XM radio (yang harus langganan), HD Radio (radio gratis dengan kualitas CD), cd audio, mp3, imeem melalui cellphone (G1 rox!), menikmati DVD atau bahkan gaming console :D

Nah, menurutku jalanan di Indo itu jauhhh lebih seru. Selain isinya lebih sadis, dinamis, dan multi-jenis (angkutan umum berbagai ukuran dan gaya:becak, bemo, bajaj, angkot, busway, damri, dsb) – jalanan di Indo itu lebih atraktif alias banyak hiburan. Dari jalanan yang kanan kiri penuh orang, pasar yang melubar ke jalanan, pedagang kaki lima, tukang parkir yang pasang badan di tengah jalan demi menyelipkan toyota kijang di sela-sela dua mobil, sampai pak ogah yang kehadirannya diam-diam disyukuri semua orang (padahal bukannya itu tugas pak polisi yah?).  Nah, last but not least, satu hal yang aku rasa uniquely Indonesian: tulisan yang kadang disertai gambar nakal di belakang mobil. Sungguh, bumper sticker yang kami dapati di Amerika ga ada apa-apanya kalo kita bandingkan kadar kelucuannya :D

PesanLewat.com adalah blog mengenai “cerita dari jalan raya”, isinya berkisar tentang tulisan-tulisan tersebut. Favoritku tentu saja: IJOLUMUT

Ikatan Jomblo Lucu dan Imut!

Ikatan Jomblo Lucu dan Imut!

Dan yang sedikit bikin hati bertanya-tanya

 

hobinya berburu janda?

hobinya berburu janda?

]]> http://www.olentz.net/blog/2009/02/08/hiburan-di-jalanan/feed/ 2 Hooray for being straight and slim! http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/10/16/hooray-for-being-straight-and-slim/ http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/10/16/hooray-for-being-straight-and-slim/#comments Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:49:03 +0000 Olentz http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/10/16/hooray-for-being-straight-and-slim/ Words cannot express how great this is – comment in Youtube

]]> http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/10/16/hooray-for-being-straight-and-slim/feed/ 0 sugoi… hikouki! http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/10/16/198/ http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/10/16/198/#comments Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:28:33 +0000 Olentz http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/10/16/198/ Thanks Metiu for sharing this game :o This is my record, yours are certainly better… but I got this after only 5 attempts. Skill skill. SUGOI HIKOUKI [EDIT] That was version 1.0, this is version 2.0 SUGOI HIKOUKI

]]> http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/10/16/198/feed/ 0 awesomeness~ http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/30/awesomeness/ http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/30/awesomeness/#comments Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:09:20 +0000 Olentz http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/30/awesomeness/ Heheh, this is so freakin awesome! Do these steps:

  1. Go to your command-line prompt (Windows: Start – Run – cmd )
  2. Type telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl and press enter (Windows Vista user: go to Control Panel – Programs – Turn on off windows feature – make sure Telnet Client is checked before you run this step.)
  3. Enjoy the awesomeness!!!
]]> http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/30/awesomeness/feed/ 1 only 73% geek :p http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/12/only-73-geek-p/ http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/12/only-73-geek-p/#comments Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:23:25 +0000 Olentz http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/12/only-73-geek-p/ See, I’m not that geek…

73% Geek

What’s YOUR score?

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]]> http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/09/my-first-crush/feed/ 0 Blog Gombal! http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/06/blog-gombal/ http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/06/blog-gombal/#comments Thu, 06 Sep 2007 23:20:30 +0000 Olentz http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/09/06/blog-gombal/ So I just stumbled on this website (blogombal.org) and I cannot stop laughing for a good minute or two. The author call himself a pemulung (junk collector). He writes tons of review about many stuff that most of us just take it for granted. And the good thing is, he wrote ‘em in such a hilarious way. We can still find some of the items he wrote in the market, but many of them are almost extinct now. Check it out yourself, here are some of my personal favourites:

  • Blocnoot cap Kera – review
  • Telor Asin – review
  • Pagoda Pastilles – review
  • Tauco cap Pesawat Angkasa - review
  • Enting-Enting Gepuk - review (hi Tik!)
  • Obat Diare ‘Chi-Kit Pills’ - review
  • Moto tjap Mobil – review
  • Keluarga Khong Guan – review
  • Pegangan Tas Kresek - review (super creative..)
  • Peniti – review
  • And here’s the best one: Pengantar Berpacaran – item review – label review
    Cinta pertama indahnya bagai bulan nan purnama, tapi kegagalan cinta adalah bagaikan dimakan gerhana
    Ouch~
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Taken from KabariNews.com

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]]> http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/04/11/pi-i-and-e/feed/ 0 Si Kancil http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/03/28/si-kancil/ http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/03/28/si-kancil/#comments Wed, 28 Mar 2007 22:28:04 +0000 Olentz http://www.olentz.net/blog/2007/03/28/si-kancil/ Memaafkan itu sulit. Tapi ya gimana lagi? Sejak kecil kita memang ga diajarin untuk memaafkan sih…

Si Kancil  Si Kancil anak nakal Suka curi-curi ketimun Ayo lekas dikurung Jangan diberi ampun!

Nah lho…

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